benblog

BLEHARAHHH!!!

2008-06-03T21:39:00.000-07:00

Here's a movie I starred in. Enjoy!

2008-05-30T18:39:00.000-07:00

Here's a youtube movie I thought was funny, hope you enjoy it!

Whoa!look!here! hey!

2008-03-08T12:57:00.000-08:00

so I said, "why not a new blog?"

Heyyy there I 'm gonna do famous quotes.

and now I adjourn this meeting to sit in a bath of gold coins.

-homestarrunner

Haa Haa!

-Thomson with an s

To be precise, Haa Haa!

-Thompson with an p

Steve knew he had to be careful, ducks could be dangerous in the wild.

-Steve's day out.

Meow Meow meow meow Me-----(yawn)---ow Meow meow meow meow...(etc,etc,etc)

-my cat

2008-02-27T21:27:00.001-08:00

Hi ya'll. yawn. I got a awesome blog fer ye to look at. Just click on the gopher. bye.

2008-02-25T20:24:00.000-08:00

DARN YOU VIRUSES!

Shoetly after returning from ashland's shakespere festival, I have contracked a heck of a cold. Sniff.....

^^^^^

What I feel like.

2008-02-21T19:11:00.000-08:00

DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS UPDATE

Last week, I said I would report the adventures of my local DnD group. So,
here I go. Enjoy!

PLAYERS (and character names):me (morrison, sorcerer/magician), butt (Zack,Illusionist) Blur,(Light-Shine, fighter) Jes (zittybang,tiny bug).

DM: Mut.

WENSDAYS IT TOOK:3

OUR QUEST: Destroy the giant evil rat and his rodent army.

We started out in the capital city Quid, Where we spent most of day one buying light-shine a quiver of neverending arrows. I was stark broke, and had to borrow 200 Gold Coins from Zack so I could by a spell hat, to make my spells better. On about day two me and Zack walked toward the rat castle. 3 Goblins attacked us , one had a useless mace, one had a pencil, and one knew Gob-kwan-do.While the other goblins died, the one with a pencil was great at dogeing, and he avoided harm, then he jammed his pencil into my theigh. Then I blasted him with magic. so he died. Altogether, while we were on the road we fought: 3 goblins, 1 dragon, and 1 cloker.

we finally reached the rat castle, and we opened the gate, and we were flooded by a sea of rats. We swam on top of the rats, then we got to the big rat's tent. We jumped in and sealed the tent flap. I turned around to see the head rat grinning at me.
So I Gave him two extra belly buttons with twin magic missile spells. Then after a short fight, the rat warlord was dead. But, there was still the problem of his rats. Luckily, Zack had brought bombs, and soon, the army's numbers dropped from 500 to 200. BOOM! we hiked back to quid, and were rewarded with money. I bought some summoning stuff and summoned an imp. and that was that.

THE END.

2008-02-19T20:53:00.000-08:00

Arrgh! you know that website for gifs that i gave you last? Forget it! It's useless! All the gifs from it do not work. So, I had a dragon from Mikes free gifs breath fire on one of the useless sites gifs. buh-bye.

2008-02-18T20:43:00.000-08:00

Hello, I'm sorry if my site is too gif related, please tell me if this is too much. I found a new gif site.

here. I'll need some input on my content, so I will add a poll.

2008-02-18T19:59:00.000-08:00

and now for,

A NEW FEATURE!

from now on I shall report the adventures of my local Dungeons and Dragons (DnD) group. Keep watching!

2008-02-17T20:11:00.000-08:00

and now, for

FAMOUS QUOTES

Where's the thumbthumb?
-Cap. jack sparrow

Ford, I think I'm a Couch.

-Arthoulia

Warning! no boating or diving due to mines.

-lake Garda warning sign.

Hobbits? What are they? do they taste good?

-unknown ogre

It is only a short way, you go first. "AHHHHHHH!!!!!" Hmmm..... we go different way now.

- Goblin spelunker

In all of Asia!

-emporer scorpion

2008-02-16T21:54:00.001-08:00

2008-02-16T19:57:00.001-08:00

Hello! I found a good gif site, here, The only problem is that it has several ads and weird layouts. If you have some online knowlage you should be safe.

href="http://www.mikesfreegifs.com">

href="http://www.mikesfreegifs.com"> href="http://www.mikesfreegifs.com"> href="http://www.mikesfreegifs.com"> href="http://www.mikesfreegifs.com">

2008-02-14T16:51:00.000-08:00

HI again, here are some cool images from the mac image library. Enjoy!

2008-02-14T16:41:00.001-08:00

2008-02-14T16:12:00.000-08:00

Hey Every body!
Here'z a movie about explosives! yay! BOOM! yay!

2008-01-19T21:32:00.000-08:00

2007-12-05T19:54:00.001-08:00

Animated Gifs
Animated Gifs
Animated Gifs
Animated Gifs

2007-12-05T19:35:00.000-08:00

Well, I really need to come and update this more. we have been back for awhile now. here's a movie.

AtomFilms.com: Funny Videos | Funny Cartoons | Comedy Central

2007-08-03T03:01:00.000-07:00

INTERVIEW WITH A SPORTS PRO!
today we interview Sol Beckam, the English football champ. (note: In England what we call soccer they call football.)

BenBlog: when did you start playing football (soccer) ?

Sol Beckam:When I was 7 1/2.

BB:Do you play other sports ?

S B: Badminton and Basketball.

BB: What team do you play for?

S B: Totnes and Dartington.

BB: If you could be on a Major team witch would it be?

S B: Barcelona or Chelsea.

BB: who is your Favorite football player?

S B: Becks. (Sol Beckam is a fake name )

BB: Is there any thing you would like to change about football?

S B: I wish the ref wasn't wrong all the time.

BB: If you weren't a footballer what would you be?

S B: A chef.

da new blog in color!

2007-07-26T10:48:00.000-07:00

Hey everybody,

new post! Now we are in Calais, France. Next comes the boat to England. dum do do.
and now a blog.

"laa doo doo im singing in green, doo doooo oooooooooooooooo...........
kjzsr hwgkleashglkauhwlgawdfggas.m,ndgfakljnsdg;lakjnsd;ogna;sdlkngadaidshugqoiuhwergphqierohgqnwergqr

oteqaeqwetqewtqwqewtqwetqwetqwteqwetqwetqweqwetqwetqweqtwetqwe
bye! -ben

2007-07-23T01:27:00.000-07:00

Hullo People.

today we are going the black Forest , and then we will meet our freinds in Deven, England.
they are building a cob house.

and now Famous Quotes.

"lasers race cars jet planes, doo doo, doo doo."
-homestarrunner

"you're trying to kill my men? well two can play at that game!"
-General Kurzog.

"Ahh! whoa whats happening? who am I?
-falling whale.

"Grow food from dirt? Save time, eat dirt."
-Goblin Gardener.

And that is all for Famous Quotes join next time for a interveiw.

-ben

2007-07-22T03:02:00.000-07:00

HULLO.

some spammer left me a comment! If anyone knows a Kaligirlio19 please arrest it!

oh are you still here? I soppose I should write a blog. here goes.

INTERVIEW WITH A SUPER HERO!
Today we sit down with super hero "No-Drama Queen". 2 answers, too many asking!

benblog:what are your super powers?

no-drama queen: I can suck the drama out of situations.this uh... can lead to marterdom and inconviencence to myself, but most often it just it makes me a bad story teller, 'couse i suck th drama out of stories.

bb:if you only could have one food for the rest of your life what would it be?

ndq: Popcorn with just a little bit of salt on it. It is the one drama I like, as it happens vary quickly , all at once , and then you can eat the result.

bb: Thank you for comeing.

ndq: It was nothing.

bb: Did I just here all the drama suck out of the room?

2007-07-20T06:36:00.000-07:00

NEW post!

Here's a nice movie. hope you like it.

2007-07-20T06:07:00.000-07:00

start!

Yay! I have my own blog! now I would say somefink useful if I had somefink to say. I am sort of sad aren't I? Sigh.

ben.
/
('_')