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 DARN YOU VIRUSES!

Shoetly after returning from ashland's shakespere festival, I have contracked a heck of a cold. Sniff.....

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DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS UPDATE

 Last week, I said I would report the adventures of my local DnD group. So, 
here I go. Enjoy!

 PLAYERS (and character names):me (morrison, sorcerer/magician), butt (Zack,Illusionist) Blur,(Light-Shine, fighter) Jes (zittybang,tiny bug).

DM: Mut.

WENSDAYS IT TOOK:3

 OUR QUEST: Destroy the giant evil rat and his rodent army.

We started out in the capital city Quid, Where we spent most of day one buying light-shine a quiver of neverending arrows. I was stark broke, and had to borrow 200 Gold Coins from Zack so I could by a spell hat, to make my spells better. On about day two me and Zack walked toward the rat castle. 3 Goblins attacked us , one had a useless mace, one had a pencil, and one knew Gob-kwan-do.While the other goblins died, the one with a pencil was great at dogeing, and he avoided harm,  then he jammed his pencil into my theigh. Then I blasted him with magic. so he died. Altogether, while we were on the road we fought: 3 goblins, 1 dragon, and 1 cloker.

we finally reached the rat castle, and we opened the gate, and we were flooded by a sea of rats.    We swam on top of the rats, then we got to the big rat's tent. We jumped in and sealed the tent flap. I turned around to see the head rat grinning at me.
So I Gave him two extra belly buttons with twin magic missile spells. Then after a short fight, the rat warlord was dead. But, there was still the problem of his rats. Luckily, Zack had brought bombs, and soon, the army's numbers dropped from 500 to 200. BOOM! we hiked back to quid, and were rewarded with money. I bought some summoning stuff and summoned an imp. and that was that.

THE END.

                                                                                                                                                                      Arrgh! you know that website for gifs that i gave you last? Forget it! It's useless! All the gifs from it do not work. So, I had a dragon from Mikes free gifs breath fire on one of  the useless sites gifs. buh-bye.                 

 

      

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and now for, 

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from now on I shall report the adventures of my local Dungeons and Dragons (DnD) group. Keep watching!

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